Troubles of an Over Thinker: Making Friends


Have you ever found yourself wondering about the many ways of the world? Perhaps you daydream often about things you’d like to do and say, or people you’d like to meet? Do you enjoy philosophical discussions with others that allow you to drift off into the realm of ‘what if’? And better yet, do you often find yourself analyzing the people around you; watching them interact with their peers and making your own small theories as to why they act and feel the way they do? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you are what we call a ‘deep thinker’, but is popularly described as an ‘over thinker’.

Deep thinkers are a rare jewel, often coveted by many but only appreciated by a few. This is because we seem special to the average person, but in reality, we often feel cursed. The problems that deep thinkers face in life are often different than the problems others face, and so we tend to handle our difficulties in a more curious manner, sometimes confusing or offending others.

I believe this is due to our never ending urge to analyze everything and everyone around us. Our mind says to say or do one thing, but our Spidey Sense is telling us that it may not be received well by our audience (mostly because we haven’t figured them out yet). Therefore, we may try a more PC version, but it isn’t really what we wanted to say. This causes us to feel as though we didn’t connect with the people around us or as though they didn’t understand what we meant (which they probably didn’t, because we gave them an edited version of something that was probably fine in the first place). If you ever feel this way around others, don’t worry, you aren’t alone.

So let’s take a look at our first problem as a deep thinker: How do we communicate and connect with the people around us? How do we make friends? Let’s look at some quick tips for fitting into social situations and enjoying yourself while in unknown company.

  1. Find Others Like You

The first step to connecting with people is to realize that you are not the only one of your kind. There are other intelligent people out there that think about things just as ridiculously deep as you do. They are probably floundering as well, and you could save them. If you are at a social gathering of any kind, look for people that seem to feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. Look closely, however, because if they are anything like you, they can probably hide it well. When you spot one, make conversation. Open them up a bit by trying to get them to talk. Once they start talking, you’ll know if they are the friend for you, and you can pitch in on the conversation, showing them the same thing.

  1. Realize That Not Everyone Should Be Your Friend

In this, I simply mean that it’s ok to have four quarters, rather than a hundred pennies. Don’t feel bad if you only connect with one or two people, because those people are the ones that are on the same page as you. Your future friendship with them is going to be more satisfying than making friends with the girl who spent the entire evening bitching about her boyfriend and checking her phone. And who’s to say you’d ever get along with Mr. BusinessSuit? I’m sure they’re great people, and their friends must love them, but you’re looking for people more like yourself, and that’s a rare find.

  1. Quit Analyzing For, Like, FIVE Seconds

This one is easier said (er, typed) than done. People like us tend to like control. Not because we are controlling and want to rule everyone with a master thumb (although that would be cool). The reason we like control is so that we know what to expect and how to react. We feel more at ease around people we know and like than we do around strangers because we have a better sense of control. If you feel a certain way about something, you can say so, and you know how the people around you will react. When you are in the middle of a group of strangers, you are more reserved and immediately begin trying to understand the people around you so that you can feel that same sense of comfort and control.

Here’s a tip: That’s not gonna happen. Come to terms with the fact that you are all on equal footing, trying to figure each other out, and just be yourself. The truth is, they are either going to like you or they won’t. Be courteous, but don’t try to be somebody else, because you won’t enjoy the experience and this is YOUR life that you’re living. If you start analyzing someone, you are going to start forming your words around the imagined boundaries that you think they have, and that’s not being honest. Just as with you, these people have a right to know if you’re on their page or not. This isn’t about politics, so loosen up and enjoy yourself. Bring a friend if that will help you relax.

  1. Tell Stories

If you’re feeling too much like a silent wall flower, or even if all eyes are on you, (which will sometimes happen) don’t panic. Just tell a story. Having thick Irish blood in my veins, I like to believe I have practiced this trick to near perfection, as the Irish are great at telling a good story, but you don’t need to be Irish to capture people with your words. Do you have any tales that pertain to the current subject at hand? If not, find a way to change the subject to make the story fit into the conversation. It can be anything as simple as, “that reminds me of the time my uncle’s dentures fell into my principle’s coffee…” This is a (hopefully) appropriate topic that will instantly grab the interest of anyone nearby, unless you’re surrounded by humorless snobs.

The reason behind this: everyone loves to laugh, and everyone loves to laugh with other people. Why do you think comedians are so popular? So tell your (true) story and feel free to mildly exaggerate where it’ll add a bit of flavor or minimize where you think it may cause offense. Don’t worry if you aren’t very good at it. Practice makes perfect and there is usually a funny fellow nearby that will jump in with comical tidbits to add character to your tale. Sharing a story with those around you is a wonderful way to open up and relax. It will also help those around you to relax, putting you in a favorable (and even glorious) light as the more nervous people begin to enjoy themselves.

  1. Open Up About Yourself

It’s a commonly known fact that opening up to someone on a personal level will help them to do the same. Police use this trick often when hunting for a confession to a crime, and so you can use it too! Tell people things about yourself that aren’t commonly known, and it will subconsciously make them feel closer to you on a personal level. Be careful to keep the information relatively positive, however, or people may feel that you are phishing for attention or are just generally being a Debbie Downer. It’s alright to tell people you were adopted, and feel free to tell them whether or not your birth family was happy about it or not. You can even mention how your adoptive family was too strict or wasn’t very supportive of your goals, but throw in some positive stuff as well. Make sure that your story has a point, and make sure the point is a positive one, before you start speaking. Throw in a bit of humor as well if you want to add the cherry on top, and move the conversation along by asking someone a question about themselves. They will open up, which will encourage everyone else to as well if you are not alone, and this will bring you all closer.

  1. Be Comfortable With Silence

We are always thinking, and sometimes we tend to do this out loud. This means that we have a tendency to always be talking as well, so make sure you aren’t hogging the spotlight. The best way to move conversation along is to ask questions. Be careful, however, as sometimes silence is necessary. Studies have shown that in every group setting, a silence occurs on average every seven minutes. This is natural, and should be appreciated, not feared. Silence is only uncomfortable if you are uncomfortable with the people around you. This discomfort can be due to not knowing the people well enough, and so it feels as though the silence is awkward. Just remind yourself that the silence is naturally occurring and that not everyone is uncomfortable, so you shouldn’t be either. Unless you just told a terrible joke and you can hear crickets in the background, relax and enjoy the moment. Someone will eventually speak again, or something will happen that will spark new conversation, so just sit back and wait for it.

Whatever you do, don’t pull out your phone or feign interest in a nearby plant. These are sure signs that you are uncomfortable, and other people can pick up on that easily, which may cause them to feel uncomfortable in turn. Just do whatever comes naturally to you. If it’s simply too intense, feel free to excuse yourself to mingle or use the restroom, or perhaps you’d like another drink. Ask if anyone wants anything while you’re away, putting you in a favorable light, and slip away to avoid your imagined awkwardness. No harm, no foul. By the time you return, conversation will be booming again.

So there you have it: my own little methods of keeping the crazy at bay. Let me know if any of these tips worked for you, and please feel free to leave any additional ideas in the comment section. Making friends is hard for everyone, but it doesn’t have to be. There are people just like you around every corner, looking for someone to discuss the ways of the universe and the people who think they run it.

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Posted by on August 28, 2014 in Uncategorized


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The Two Challenges of Writing Complex Characters


Regardless of what you may imagine, we writers tend to subconsciously insert bits of our own psychology into our books. Whether it be the main character’s parents dying in almost every novel (guilty), or perhaps you imagine your jerk brother every time you write in a particularly sarcastic character’s point of view (guilty again). Because you will undoubtedly place bits of your own personality (as well as the people around you) into your novel, you should recognize this and surround yourself with these particular individuals as often as you find necessary. Is it a celebrity that has inspired you instead? Or perhaps a fictional character from another book or TV show? Watch that celebrity’s interviews, read that book again and again, or watch episodes of that same TV show a thousand times if you have to. In doing this, you are able to empathize and connect with the character in your mind, allowing you to think alternately to make the character come together in the unique way that you had imagined.

This isn’t always enough, however, and oftentimes we are faced with the trial of creating a character from scratch. As difficult as this can be, there are only two major obstacles that you will have to surpass. This will be the first time that I will use excerpts from the novel I’m currently writing, so forgive the length of this post, but I feel that it is important to give examples with your advice, and so I will show you exactly what I mean while I help you to give depth to your characters.

  1. Describing The Character

Giving a detailed description of any individual that you introduce to the reader is a must. Without this, the reader has very little to go off and, if their imagination isn’t as powerful as yours, they may not be able to put a face to the name. This leads to disinterest, as the reader cannot become fully engaged and connect with the characters, and a lack of interested readers means no demand for a sequel.

How to Do It:

First, don’t bring all of your goodies in one basket. In this sense, I simply mean that you shouldn’t give every detail of a character immediately as they are introduced. Space it out a little. If I were to type out an introduction for my main character, Enora, for example, I would not type all of her physical attributes in one paragraph. That would be boring. Instead, this is how I chose to introduce her as she made her first appearance in chapter 2:

            Enora dipped her scrubbing brush back into the bucket of soapy water before using it once more on the stain. Despite her vigilant scrubbing, the blood remained as dark as it was the night before, and Enora sighed, stopping for a moment to wipe her brow with the back of her arm. The wooden floors were old and a little rough, making the stain nearly impossible to remove. She could scrub and mop all she liked, but the color simply wouldn’t lift.

            “Try it with this.”

            Enora looked up to see her guardian and friend, Maggie, leaning over her and holding out a jar of cloudy liquid. Enora took it, removed the lid, and gave it a good whiff. Her nostrils and throat instantly burned and her blue eyes began to water. Coughing, she quickly moved it away from her face, holding it at arm’s length.

“What is it?” she wheezed.

            “That’s a concoction my mother taught me long ago,” Cleans up any stain, doesn’t matter how deep.” Maggie straightened her small back, but continued to look down at Enora. “You do a good job around here, Enora, and I appreciate the help.”

            “I’m glad to help, Maggie,” Enora said warmly, pushing damp and disheveled blonde bangs from her eyes, “I’ve been here for almost half my life, so I owe you quite a debt. If it weren’t for you, who knows where I’d be now?”

            “Well, you might be better off, you know,” Maggie replied gravely, “I could think of many things that would be better for a young girl than growing up in a brothel. Not every child cleans up after whores and finds herself to be frequently surrounded by dirty-minded old men.”

            Enora chuckled. “I could think of many worse fates,” she contradicted, “I earn my keep is all. And you’ve never asked me to lay with a man, Maggie, so the dirty-minded men are more like drunken uncles to me.”

            “Yeah, if drunken uncles pinch your ass.” Maggie laughed, her beautiful green eyes crinkling at the corners.

Not only did I give you a general depiction of Enora, but I also managed to slip in the description of another character while I was doing it (Maggie). This excerpt is stretched over a couple novel pages, and so the reader will not bogged down with details, nor are those details so spread out that the reader can’t put them together in his or her mind.

  1. Developing Character Personalities

Sometimes we have to make our characters suffer for the greater good. Sometimes they have to witness or take part in things that we would personally avoid like the plague. The reason for these sufferings (and even the joys) that the character experiences are paramount to creating their personality and bringing them closer to the reader. If you can’t think of any troubles for the character to experience that will pertain to the plot line, let me give you a tried and true method of my own: When in doubt, kill it with fire.

For this example, I will actually provide two different excerpts from my book (mainly because they are my favorite scenes that result in crispy critters):

A) He stood there, alone in front of the large mob, tied to a post and surrounded by branches and kindle for his own execution. Looking around him, he recognized several faces in the crowd with a wounded pang; the local butcher, the wise blacksmith, the woman who bought his mother’s magical poultices and herbs… all rallying now for his death. He trembled, beads of sweat and tears sliding down his face as he looked once more to his mother – needing her to comfort him this last time, despite his sins against her.

            But the crowd grew bored with his lack of response to the executioner’s question, and they once again began to shout and clamor for his demise. Before Mandil could react to the hatred that he heard in their voices, however, the executioner had picked up his torch and quickly lit the kindle with one sweeping motion.

The fire spread rapidly, consuming the kindle within seconds. It grew until it found the hem of Mandil’s cloth robe, and then it grew more, climbing up his legs and consuming him in its heat. Mandil screamed so loudly that his voice cracked, but the pain was more than he could bear, and so he screamed louder and louder still until his gasps for air drew in only oily black smoke and his tongue had boiled in his throat. His flesh bubbled and blackened as he wheezed out the garbled remains of his cries and, before the flames had died, Mandil was reduced to nothing more than a crumbling pile of scorched flesh and bone tied to a wooden post.

            His mother screamed then, a long and terrible cry of dismay. She dropped to her knees and sobbed loudly, reaching out to the air before her with both hands for her only son as he continued to smolder in the center of the clearing. The crowd soon began to dissipate, having lost interest once the execution had ended and the flames had died out. The knights, too, had left her to her anguish, having already had their amusement with her while the square had been prepared for her son’s execution.

Soon, she was alone in the clearing. She knelt there, in the dirt, for many hours, watching the smoke rise from her son’s corpse. She didn’t speak a word, but her eyes had hardened from her grief. Her bloodied face, no longer devoid of emotion, had taken on the countenance of one who no longer had anything to lose, but might have found something to gain.

While reading this, the reader may experience feelings of empathy or pity for the mother, as well as dismay and horror for Mandil, bringing them a larger sense of understanding as they watch his mother make her next moves in the novel. If that wasn’t enough to quench your blood thirst, however…

B) (chapters later, and far away from the brothel in my earlier example)

Enora slowly undressed and climbed between her sheets as her groggy mind recalled the niceties of the evening, and she gave a final sigh of contentment before drifting off into a peaceful slumber. Her dreams were nostalgic, and fond memories played through Enora’s mind as she slept, giving her a sense of ease that she hadn’t felt in many years.

            As she slept, however, Enora’s brows suddenly drew together in distress as loud shouting erupted from the courtyard outside her window. She opened her dreary eyes and saw bright orange and red lights dancing along her walls, casting dark shadows that flickered around the large room. The shouting continued as she pushed her blankets away and slowly rose from the bed. She walked to the window to investigate and, looking down onto the courtyard below, she felt her pulse quicken with a dreadful sense of shock.

            A great fire had claimed the better half of the large yard, engulfing the makeshift temple of the Old Religion in its entirety. Part of the structure’s roof had caved in, as well as the entrance, and Enora watched in horror as the building’s inhabitants broke the stained glass windows and began to claw their way over each other, desperately trying to escape the flames that consumed them.

            Men and women of both religions clamored in panic through the yard, desperately trying to make their way to the celebration hall to seek refuge. Guards and volunteers frantically stomped on the grass or threw buckets of water to extinguish the blaze, but the flames roared higher into the black sky, and the rest of the small temple’s roof caved in with a loud snap. Enora reeled away from the window, unable to watch as the shrieking victims were crushed by the impact.

            She snatched her dress up from the floor and hastily pulled it over her head with shaking hands. Not bothering to find her slippers, she ran from her room and took the spiraling steps two at a time before sprinting down the long hallway that led to the main corridors of the temple. She tore around a corner, her bare feet slipping on the carpet, and ran down another hallway. She had nearly reached the doors to the courtyard, eager to help those who fought the fire, but a hand quickly shot out and grabbed her by the arm, pulling her to a sudden stop and almost causing her to fall backwards.

            “There you are.” It was Galain, and Enora was instantly shocked and frightened by the fear that she saw on the warrior’s typically impassive face. “You need to come with me,” he quickly added, keeping a tight grip on her arm. He didn’t wait for her response, but began to walk quickly in the opposite direction, dragging her along behind him.

As you can see, there are multiple ways to experience the same horror. You’ve just mentally watched a man burn in front of his mother, and you also witnessed hundreds of people die in a burning building. Near the end of the book, you will experience the same horror, but through the eyes of the victim, rather than an observer (people seem to love burning other people when religion gets involved, but don’t worry about repetition; these don’t even scratch the surface of the many deaths that take place in this novel, and I assure you that I have been quite creative). The more detail you use, the more of a personal experience the reader will get, and the more they will connect with the characters that are directly involved and/or affected.

So there you have it: how to add depth to your characters’ personality growth, inevitably creating very complex individuals that the reader can love, hate, and understand. I hope that these examples have been helpful and, if you’re writing something of your own, feel free to leave a comment with any questions or advice that you need to help you on your way.

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Posted by on August 21, 2014 in Uncategorized


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Tips For Texting ‘THAT’ Guy


The female is a sometimes wicked and fickle gender, but we are nothing if not intelligent – always analyzing our male counterparts and finding new ways to thwart them… while also weeding out the creeps! Let’s face it, in this current day and age, people rarely spend a lot of physical time getting to know each other at the beginning of any relationship (what with your hectic work schedule, needy best friends, and that yoga class you’ve been meaning to attend). Because of this, we often find ourselves spilling our guts and deepest, darkest secrets over the next best method of communication: texting. Like most games, the dating game has become wrapped around social media websites like Facebook, and has shrunk into the ever-changing cellphones that we hold at our thumbtips. Unfortunately, not all of us are prepared for this transition, so I’m here to help my fellow sisters-in-arms to better understand the different types of guys we’re going to come across in this crazy, beautiful world of digital love.

1. Innuendo Winky Face Guy

This guy is never short on a sexual pun, turning all of your innocent comments into dirty innuendos. He will probably follow his genius wordplay with a cheesy winky face, allowing you to marvel at his typed sexual prowess, all the while hoping that you’ll take the bait to spend a romantic evening in his unkempt bedroom watching Netflix. Cue cliché yawn while he wraps his arm around you and, just in case you were wondering, it’s no accident that one of his fingers happens to be touching your boob. At this point, you’re about five seconds away from a typical grope session so, if you aren’t as excited as he’d like you to be, I’d get out of dodge.

2. Naked Pics Guy

Naked Pics Guy has actually become quite a favorite among women these days – favorite to ignore, that is. Every time you feel like you might be making a connection or getting to know this guy, he destroys your fantasy image of his mature perfection by asking you for a nudie.

3. Too-Many-Exclamation Points Guy

This guy is just annoying. I mean, how excited can you be about something – or anything, really? Such a small thing to be bothered by, I suppose, but couple him with Too-Many-Hahaha’s Guy and you’ve got yourself one irritating bloke.

4. RP Guy

RP (Role Playing) Guy is actually pretty rare, but deserves a mention regardless due to the strange and unique nature in which he creeps you out. His texts are typed in such a way as to draw you into the moment, which is almost romantic, right? Wrong. Instead of saying goodnight like a normal human being, this man will probably type something like “I wrap my arms tightly about your waist, pulling you in for a warm embrace as I leave you to slumber.” Sweet in its hint of fantasy, but weird in the long run. If you’re into this sort of thing, go for it! If not, don’t be alarmed. Although these guys tend to be a little more sensitive than the rest of them, they can (and will) take rejection.

5. The Drunk Texter

Ah, yes. Mr. I-Only-Text-You-When-I’ve-Ingested-Half-the-Bar Guy. This guy usually texts you randomly, and is almost always three sheets to the wind (that’s purdy drunk, mmk?). He will probably invite you over or offer to recklessly make the drive to your house for a late-night hookup that will most likely end in disaster, if not disappointment. My advice? Avoid these texts (and possible calls) as though they were the plague. Nothing good ever happens after midnight, even Cinderella knew that! So put your phone on silent and go back to sleep!

6. Last Resort Guy

I bet he thought we forgot about him, but that’s impossible to do with his ever-random and inconvenient calls to remind us of his pesky presence. This guy is never less than charming, probably calling you sweet little nicknames like Baby or Hun, but don’t be fooled. These are probably little tricks he uses to avoid calling you by the wrong name – because this guy has already gone through girls # 1, 2, and 3 before calling you. If you refuse to say goodbye, however, keep your chin up! Maybe someday, with good behavior, you can rise to be #2, or even, dare we say it, #1! (cue puke face)

So there you are, ladies – a detailed ‘heads up’ about all of the wonderful things to come as you step out into the realm of text-dating. If you don’t like what you see here, don’t beat yourself up. Meeting guys out there in the ‘real world’ is always a close second as far as dating options go.


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Posted by on August 12, 2014 in Uncategorized


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Game of Thrones & the 5 Stages of Grief


                Game of Thrones is an incredibly popular HBO television series that has swept the world away with its violence, thickening plots and, of course, dragons (need I say more?). With every twist and turn there are new characters to fall in love with and old favorites to watch die horrible deaths. In those rougher moments, we are not only forced into having feelings that we’d rather avoid, but these emotions are actually shoved down our throats like alcohol on prom night or religion at a… well, anywhere these days.

To help my fellow fans cope, I’m going to offer a bit of grief counseling that will get us through these difficult times (since being in-between seasons is bad enough without the latent emotional trauma). We have all lost loved ones on this show. In fact, we’ve all probably said goodbye to more than a few favorites but, before you start a riot in the streets to show George R. R. Martin that we mean business, let’s take a look at how we can better manage these confusing feelings. However, before you read on, let me warn you – SPOILERS AHEAD (because somehow you were capable of leaving any part of the series unwatched). Now, back to the subject: Let’s take a moment to understand all of the feelings that you will experience on your path.

1. Denial

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                The first step to coping with grief and loss is denial. When watching Game of Thrones, denial can be one of the most tempting delusions to slip into. As we watched Eddard Stark lose his beautiful head to that insufferable Joffrey, there were more than a few of us that thought there would be a surprise twist to keep the character (and the actor!) in the series. I, personally, am still in a small state of denial where The Hound, Sandor Clegane, is concerned. I have yet to read the books, but I have been told that The Hound dies somewhere in their pages. The fact that his death was not actually witnessed on the show, however, has allowed me to convince myself that he will make a dramatic comeback. I don’t always root for the underdog (no pun intended), but I picked The Hound as my favorite since day one with his sarcastic comments, gruff exterior, and his eventual soft and nougaty center (he’s really just a teddy bear! A very giant, very angry teddy bear), and so I took an immediate liking to him. But then he got his ass handed to him by Brienne and I watched in utter dismay as he begged through quivering lips for Arya to end his suffering, which she refused to do… so he could come back, right? RIGHT? Probably not, and that pisses me off – which leads us to the next stage.

2. Anger


                Despite popular belief, anger is a healthy emotion. This feisty little feeling is what helps us physically decide when we believe that something is truly wrong. It goes beyond your fickle “gut” feeling, slides right by your conscience, and really revs your engines to make you pay attention. Unfortunately, anger also seems to be permanently attached to a dainty little hair trigger, and this emotion is one twitchy little bugger. Because this is a common feeling in life (and because it’s the next stop on our inevitable road of anguish), you may often feel angry while watching Game of Thrones. In fact, GOT is an intense roller coaster of emotional mayhem, and so anger is sure to come around a time or twelve, at least. I found that Joffrey caused my mind the most turmoil, and I welcomed his gruesome death with open arms. Well, until the scene became so disturbing that I almost felt sorry for him. In fact, not unlike Arya Stark, I have formed a little hit list of my own. I don’t recite it at night before I go to bed, however, but I add to it the more I watch.

3. Bargaining


                Bargaining is right in the middle from where we’ve been to where we’re going on this journey of grief. You felt Catelyn’s agony as she watched the slaughtering of her eldest son, you were absolutely traumatized when Oberyn’s head exploded all over the fine china, and you shook your fist in the air with me when The Hound met his untimely end. After all of this anger and all of the feverishly written letters that you’ve sent to George, his family, and even his dog, you suddenly realize that this hasn’t solved anything… and you get desperate. You start wondering what you could do to convince someone, anyone, to make your world right again. Let the dragons out of their dark prison! Take the Starks off the Endangered Species list! Bring The Hound back in all of his towering and crispy-fried glory! Do this for me, George, and I will do ANYTHING! I will buy every season, every t-shirt, and will shout the good word of GOT from every street corner! But does this work? Of course not, and that makes you sad.

4. Depression


                That’s it. You’ve officially tried everything, and still George R. R. Martin takes away your favorite toys, forcing you stand idly by while the other children on the playground have more fun than you. Why, George, why? You have no more energy to fight. Your knees are too sore to keep begging and you’ve lost the will to write anymore letters or start another defiant Facebook page. You would quit watching altogether, but this show has become a drug in your veins at this point, and you don’t think you’d survive the withdrawals. So week after week, you get your GOT fix and go to bed defeated afterward. Why get up at all? You’ll just be forced to watch your beloved and fiery Ygritte take an arrow to the knee… er, back.

5. Acceptance


                And finally, after many long days (or possibly weeks. Who was keeping track?), you finally crawl out from your cocoon of depression and step out into the light of the day star. It hurts your eyes, and you squint as you shield your face with your hand. The world around you looks different. Greener, perhaps? You realize with elation that you’re going to be ok. The sadness hasn’t left you completely, and it still hurts a little every time you think of Daenerys burning the soul-less husk of her Sun and Stars, Khal Drogo, but you have a feeling that everything will be alright from here on out. You embrace the new day and look forward to continuing the series with a fresh outlook. You go inside and prepare all your tasty treats for the season finale. It will start any minute, and you’re so happy to be excited about it once again! As you sit down and begin to watch the episode, you are happily gripped by the plot.

You feel for Tyrion, wishing him freedom, and are overjoyed when he escapes from his cell. He traverses the castle and you hold your breath as he finds Shae in his father’s room (what was he doing in there anyway? Doesn’t he realize how close he is to freedom? He must have gotten lost). You are a little saddened as the loveable dwarf murders the woman he loves (but she deserved it, so you bounce back relatively fast), and now he’s off again, travelling through the corridors with a crossbow that is almost as big as he is. Then he comes across his father, Tywin. Finally, a come-to-Jesus meeting between father and son, long overdue. You have always admired Tywin. He symbolizes every expectation that you ever held for yourself, and he is the one who makes you want to become something better – to form a legacy of your own. Hopefully this will give him the opportunity he needs to really acknowledge his son.

As you watch their confrontation, you are moved. This is an epic moment of coming together. There will be tears and hugs, and Tyrion will finally get to… What the hell! He just shot Tywin with the crossbow! Why did he do that? Tywin can still live, though, right? He’s one of your last favorites! Surely he’ll make it! It’s only one small bolt of wood, after all, and George Martin wouldn’t be so cruel… would he? WHAT? Did Tyrion seriously just shoot him again? No! Tywin can’t die! This is preposterous! He’s one of the leading characters! The outrage! Please, George, don’t kill him too! If only you hadn’t started watching again. If only you’d sent more letters! Oh what’s the point anymore? Nothing is ever going to get better on this show. Everyone you love dies. You might as well go back to the cocoon and pray for an end to all existence while you caress your bottle of Prozac and wait for the pain to stop.

The moral of the story? I lied. There is no making it through Game of Thrones with a cheery outlook. In fact, when it’s all over, you’ll be lucky if you’re the same person you were when you started watching the series in the first place! We’re all doomed, and if you think you’re getting out of the fire, you’re wrong. We’re going to burn in this eternal hell of awe and torment, and you’re burning with us, so you’d better get cozy and bring your marshmallows.


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Posted by on August 2, 2014 in Uncategorized


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How World of Warcraft Will Make You or Break You


Before you reach for your torch or pitchfork, let me assure you that this isn’t another one of those long, drawn-out articles warning you against jumping into the all-consuming void of Warcraft (mostly because I’ll be forever in that void, and I think they’re watching me…). This is, instead, a little commentary on my opinions about how this particular MMO has the potential to either make or break you – as a person and as a whole.

But first, let’s take a closer look at WoW, shall we? This massive multiplayer online game has had millions and millions of people hooked from day one. Now whether this is due to great game design or mass hypnosis, I will never know but, either way, there is something about this game that keeps people coming back to their keyboards. Could it be the great graphics that can be played on almost any computer? (is that an Alienware laptop I spy? No need for that here! Let me just take that from you…) Or perhaps it’s the instant gratification that comes with defeating a dungeon boss and getting your favorite loot? Whatever it is, it’s making this game highly addictive.

Many a gamer has pondered their favorite aspects of video games, whether it be the player-vs-player experience, the dungeons and teamwork, or even the quest lines and lore of the overall plot. World of Warcraft has all of these features, of course, but it also has the unique ability to bring out the true colors of anyone who touches this game. Are you a helpful ally, looking forward to leading your online friends into battle and willing to do whatever it takes to make your character become the best that it can be? Or are you a troller, hell-bent on causing chaos and destruction wherever you roam as you terrorize low-level starting areas and pick off the weak while out farming for supplies?

There are many different kinds of good guys and bad guys in the world, as we all know from watching any Game of Thrones episode, and this particular game has an endless supply of resources to test every characteristic you thought you had. For example, let me give you a little scenario with a few multiple choices for you to respond with:

There you are, that big, beautiful, elegantly armored hero that has finally trekked through this lengthy old dungeon to – no, not the elf. You’re the Orc. Look to your left. Your LEFT! Yes, that’s the one. Ahem, anyways – to finally reach the last boss that promises epic loot and undeniable bragging rights. You’ve teamed up with random strangers (because the members of your guild are naturally too busy to share in the awesomeness of this adventure) and you’ve all hacked and slashed your way past countless mobs of trash and bad guys.

The last boss laughs as you enter the room, giving a long-winded dialogue about why your team will not succeed where everyone else has failed (despite this being an older dungeon that you’ve conquered countless times with your guild when it was considered “current” content). You eye the boss with skepticism, swinging your weapon lazily as he finishes his speech. He knows why you’ve come here. He knows what you want. Though he says nothing else, he can tell you could care less about the fancy achievement, and you sure as hell didn’t come for the outdated gear. You want that little adorable baby phoenix pet that has a 1 in a 1000 chance of dropping, and his sinister smile tells you he doesn’t want to give it up.

The strangers that surround you, now comrades in arms, all position themselves and type frantically in the chat log, begging everyone not to screw this up (especially that guy who left his keyboard five times mid-fight, killed the group twice by not following directions, and just generally sucks).

Finally, the battle begins. You are like a graceful tiger, slipping in and out of enemy reach, cutting the boss to smithereens as he chokes on his pompous words. With one last swing of your mighty weapon, you and your companions bring the villain down, and the crowd goes wild! But a silence soon falls over your party. A dense hush. Loot is about to drop. Will your small fiery bird be among the debris? YES! It drops, and everyone who said they didn’t care about the pet instantly rolls their dice in a last-ditch effort to bring the phoenix home. You roll. A 96! Amazing! You’ve never rolled that high before and – oh but wait. That noob you’ve been carrying this whole time finally shows up at his computer again after ditching you guys for another round of milk and cookies. He rolls… HE SCORES! 97 beats you out of the game and Douchewaffle gets the pet!

Now here are your options:

1. Calmly accept that everyone participated, no matter how little, and that he won fair and square. Pat your comrades on the back and meet up at the same time next week to go again.

2. Protest loudly. Tell that Douchewaffle exactly how you feel, and encourage him to promptly destroy his computer or uninstall the game.

3. Light your apartment on fire and stand outside of the burning wreckage, flipping the world off with both hands as the fire spreads through the neighborhood.

As you can see, everything isn’t always black and white. By choosing option 1, you are definitely playing the bigger person, but by choosing 2 or 3, you may feel a little more satisfied on the inside (possibly the inside of a jail cell, if you chose 3). Any time you log on to WoW, or possibly any MMO, you will see countless people either helping their fellow players or purposely pissing them off. No matter how nice you are, someone (perhaps even a lot of someones) is going to upset you, insult you, or make you shake your fist in the air at the unfairness of it all. The way you handle these situations is going to help develop your own personal character, and that’s what you take with you when you leave the keyboard (unless you’re hardcore and NEVER leave the keyboard!).

You may have thought you had the patience and tenderness of Mother Teresa before, but just wait until you’re healing a random dungeon group and the tank fails his taunt, causing the whole group to die, and for some reason they all blame you relentlessly (and cruelly, with all that unnecessary name-calling!). You’re going to want to punch something fluffy in no time, and I don’t blame you. We’ve all been tempted to go a little Godfather on a cyber-bully, but keep this in mind: you can always challenge him to a duel. If he accepts, feel free to slap him around with your broadsword in front of all his friends. If he denies, well… time to get out the ol’ bloody horse head and make your way to Douchewaffle’s house.

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Posted by on July 26, 2014 in Uncategorized


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The Bare Necessities of Writing


No matter the hobby or project we decide to spend our precious time and effort on, we always make sure to give it our all in order to achieve the best results. However, despite popular belief, you don’t always have to do it alone. Here is a short list of resources that every fantasy author should have while creating their fictional masterpiece, and hopefully more than a few of them can help you on your way to greatness.

1. Music.
You would be surprised by how much something as simple as having background noise can help you clear your mind and find your groove. Music has been a tried and true method used by students across the globe to aid with studying and retaining information, but it is also a great way to keep you focused on a long writing project as well! Many theorize that this is due to music being one of the only things that activate almost every part of the human brain at the same time, allowing information to flow or collect more easily. Pretty cool, right?

The common cliché’ of using music as a focusing tool is forcing yourself to listen to the prancing tones and mournful melodies of classical music, but recent studies have actually found that almost all music (even heavy metal) has found a place in our carefully crafted toolbox. If it’s late, however, I’d suggest keeping the AC/DC to a dull roar, as your neighbors may be focusing on the backs of their eyelids and won’t appreciate the late-night type session.


2. Have A Good Editor.
Finding someone you trust to go over your work and find flaws or fix grammar issues is not always an easy thing to do, but I would highly recommend engaging in the search. A good friend (or even a hired expert, if you prefer to keep things professional) will more than come in handy when going over your precious pages, as another set of eyes is more likely to find mistakes that you’ve either grown accustomed to or didn’t even notice. Little phrasings that are second-nature to us may stand out to your editor, helping you realize that describing a character’s temper as *half-cocked* may not fit in so well with your Medieval-themed novel. Some editors (like mine) can be a little more opinionated than others… (example below from my current book’s partially-completed manuscript)


3. A Fan.
Always have at least one fan to push you along and encourage your work. There is nothing better than sitting down and launching into your next plot point (which is genius, by the way!) to someone who is genuinely interested and excited to hear about it. As with therapy, speaking your thoughts out loud can help you discover new ideas or theories, and that can make all the difference in an intricate plot.

This fan can be the typical mother waving the #1 FAN foam finger over her head, or it could be a spouse or good friend – it doesn’t matter. As long as you have someone telling you that “you can do eet”, that’s what counts.

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4. A Critic.
Let’s face it – nobody likes a critic. These people can be mean and ruthless, and they can pick your whole book apart with the tug of a single thread. Intimidating, right? Absolutely. So let’s stay away from the professional critics for awhile and focus more on finding a friend that doesn’t mind looking for plot holes or time-line confusions. This person should hopefully enjoy reading, and especially reading fantasy, or their opinions are going to be a little bit harsher than usual. If listening to this person’s assessment causes you to feel as though you need to change everything, or even give up and start over because there’s simply too much to fix, you have found the wrong critic. Simply thank your friend and find another person to look over your work. Good constructive criticism is handed out with a detailed reason why the writer’s idea doesn’t fit, and it usually comes with other ideas for the writer to think about. Even if you don’t take these ideas, they will kick-start your mind into finding solutions much faster and more effectively than a simple, “this story sucks, brah.”


5. A Clean Working Environment.
Numerous studies have found that depression, mental fatigue, and even a hindrance to creativity can result from having a dirty environment. People, by instinct, have a deep desire to control the things around them. If your bedroom or office has gotten out of control, it begins to affect you in many different ways, and can even lead to poor health and a lowered immune system. If you intend to finish that book in a timely manner (and you don’t want it to be tainted by a sour mood), I would highly suggest that you finally pick up that pile of dirty laundry and take out the trash.


(On a side note, I’ll be very impressed if you can recognize all of the movie-related pictures!)

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Posted by on July 18, 2014 in Uncategorized


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Fantasy Novels and Writer’s Block – 5 Steps to Getting Back On Track

calvinWriting isn’t something that comes easily to everyone and, in fact, it can even be considered a super-power in many cultures and societies. However, as any avid Marvel or Capcom fan will tell you, every super-power has its weakness. Superman has his Kryptonite, the Human Torch can’t stand asbestos, and even the Hulk struggles with his uncontrollable rage. For authors, our weakness is strong, but simple: Writer’s Block.

Although there are many tips and tricks out there designed to help budding authors get over this impenetrable wall of doom, I have gone and made a list of my own; one more dedicated to those who have taken on the challenge of writing in my own particular genre – Fantasy.

  1. Have a creative friend to bounce ideas off of.

This is perhaps the most important of all my writing tips, and it is a very big key to any successful author. After all, let’s face it – writing is a lonely profession. We spend hours upon hours hunched over our laptops or computer monitors, tip-tapping away on our keyboards while drinking copious amounts of caffeine. Sometimes we hide away for days at a time, and rarely do we find people who are as interested in our book projects as we are. However, without the opportunity to openly discuss your novel and ideas with other people, you are limiting yourself to just one mind. This means one path for your imagination to follow and one person to catch any flaws, holes, or errors in your book’s plot. So, pick a supportive friend that you trust and make sure they have creativity of their own (writing, painting, acting, etc.). This friend will listen to even your worst ideas, while hopefully presenting a few ideas of their own and, even if you don’t take any of their suggestions, this will give you a broader scope of things to play around with in your mind.

  1. Play Dungeons & Dragons.

Having also been the center focus of an earlier post, I firmly believe that Dungeons & Dragons is a major stepping stone to creating any fine fantasy novel. This nerdy little game is jam-packed with enough awesomeness to kick-start any author’s imagination, and I have found it to be a tried and true method of banishing mental fatigue and Writer’s Block.

  1. Perform a Daily Fantasy Warm-Up.

There are many articles out there that advise young or new authors to write a little bit every day, even if it’s just a sentence. It could be about anything at all, and this will help you get over your writing obstacles. However, this isn’t always the case, and sometimes we just need things to be a little more specific. So, if you’re struggling with Writer’s Block, instead of writing something random every day (some blah-blah sentence about the weather or a description of that blanket Grandma’s making), write one sentence every day that eventually tells a small story. For example, if I were struggling with my current novel, I would wake up today and, on a separate piece of paper, I would write something simple: “Once upon a time, in the small city of Linford, a young boy came across a golden coin while sitting on a park bench.” The next day, I would add one more sentence that related to the first: “As he plucked the coin up off of the ground, the boy felt a small tingling sensation begin to course through his finger tips and up along his arms.” The sentences are simple but they get your mind revving, and the story doesn’t have to be related to your novel.

  1. Read.

Reading is a very popular method for ridding yourself of Writer’s Block, and it is also a favorite way to find inspiration for new plot ideas. This is not a method that works for me, however, but I thought it worthy of a mention just in case it could help one of my readers. If this method does not work for you, don’t worry. Some of us are very critical of our own work – more critical than others, perhaps. Because of this, reading a great book may only intimidate us or make us question the value of our own work. If this is the case for you, just as it has always been for me, then I would suggest watching a fantasy television series, such as Game of Thrones, to get that brain bubbling.

  1. Always bring a notepad!

I cannot stress this enough, and so I’m going to try harder: Always, ALWAYS scribble down your ideas. Good ideas, bad ideas, ideas that strike in the middle of the night or when you have soap in your eyes, it doesn’t matter; they are all ideas and an idea is the first step to making a decision. Just because something doesn’t fit in your plot now doesn’t mean it won’t later, and you’ll be glad you kept it within arm’s reach when inspiration strikes as suddenly as it tends to do with our kind. The primary downfall to any author’s successful novel would be thinking the words, “That’s a good idea, but I’ll remember it later.” It doesn’t matter how many times you go over that idea in your head, trying to make it stick like glue, it’s still going to float out of your head like a butterfly the next time you get distracted. A large contributor to Writer’s Block is a lack of content, but you HAD content… you just forgot it. Now your notebook is empty and you have nothing to add to your new novel.

So that is my own personal list of successful tips to get over that pesky Writer’s Block, and even a couple ideas to help you find further inspiration for that epic fantasy novel of yours. Let me know which ones worked best for you and feel free to leave a couple ideas of your own!


Posted by on July 9, 2014 in Uncategorized


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